This French Grocery Chain Is Totally Trolling Amazon Go

Co.Create

WHY WE CARE: Not long ago, Amazon unveiled its plans for a beta version of its new cashierless grocery shopping experience called Go. Here, Monoprix sidesteps all the “computer vision,” “deep learning algorithms,” and “sensor fusion much like you’d find in self-driving cars” that Amazon touted about Go, and instead trolls the tech giant with an almost exact remake of the Go promo—actor doppelgangers dressed in the same outfits, similarly framed shots—with a human solution to the whole cashier line-up problem. And they deliver your groceries in an hour. Is there an Amazon drone for that yet?

It’s never too early to run for…… President (2020) / Governor (2018)

I’ve not, to my knowledge, signed up for any email lists related to Maria Cantwell or Su Happ.

Nonetheless, the following messages recently arrived in my inbox.

Maria Cantwell, a US Senator from the State of Washington and member of the Democrat Party, became wealthy at RealNetworks, in between elected offices.

Perhaps the news missed me, but my home – Madison – is some distance from Cantwell’s Washington.

One could imagine “big tech” supporting Cantwell’s 2020 Presidential candidacy.

Maria Cantwell: Twitter campaign www Senate DuckDuckGo Open Secrets Wikileaks

Su Happ is the Jefferson County (Wisconsin) District Attorney. She ran unsuccessfully for Wisconsin Attorney General in 2014.

Perhaps she is mulling a race for Governor in 2018?

Su Happ: Twitter campaign www Facebook LinkedIn DuckDuckGo Open Secrets Wikileaks

Jealousy List 2016 Here are 40-odd stories we wish we’d done this year—and don’t want you to miss.

Bloomberg:

And this year? Racist algorithms that measure a defendant’s risk of committing a crime in the future (damn you, ProPublica). The corporate defense lawyer who turned his life upside down to take on DuPont when an Appalachian cattle farmer whose cows were dying reached out for help (ptui, New York Times). A portrait of the richest touring musician in the world … guess who … nope (Deadspin!). A cottage industry of Balkan teenagers faking out Trump supporters with fake news (oh you BuzzFeed, you).

Who is the Genius Behind Merriam-Webster’s Social Media?

Emily Temple

In case you hadn’t noticed, Merriam-Webster’s Twitter game is strong—topical, funny, smart, and informative while also being relentlessly irreverent. Not what you’d necessarily expect from the social media account of a dictionary. (This is putting aside the fact that we now generally expect things like dictionaries to have social media accounts, of course.) But if you were ever a nerd who thought of the dictionary as your best friend (just me?)—well, this is sort of like that dictionary has finally come to life and loves you back and also tweets about words all the time. To find out more about this glorious sentient dictionary, I reached out to the folks behind the tweets to ask them about words, social media, and the place of dictionaries in 2016.