Monthly Archives: November 2004

The Empire Strikes Back

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We certainly don’t need additional reasons to stop supporting Microsoft, but here’s another: Groklaw:Step Into My Parlor, Said the Spider to the Fly

Last year, Microsoft had 4,000 patents in total. This year, they applied for another 3,000. They are now planning at least twenty IP cross-licensing deals with other large corporations, and have made it clear that they are seeking similiar alliances with even their worst enemies. This April, they quietly offered a “Royalty Free Protocol License Agreement” on their site. It generously allows the license of “any intellectual property rights Microsoft may have in any or all of [the following] protocols”. The 130 protocols listed included Appletalk, most of TCP/IP – and everything else, from DNS to Zmodem, from DHCP to the port 9 discard service (whose sole function is to drop packets). Signing this license frees developers from being sued for IP infringements by Microsoft, but prevents you from working on GPL software (Samba already warns its contributors not to sign it). This week, Microsoft indemnified all their customers from the legal fallout of any court cases revolving around their IP. Which implies there is either about to be such a battle: or at least Microsoft wants everyone to think there’ll be one. Put this week in your diaries, ladies and gentlemen of the Internet: you don’t need Yoda to tell you that the Patent Wars have begun.

Via Dave Farber’s IP

Toilet Paper Math

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Shopping today, I came across the following math problem: Two toilet paper packages were “on sale”:

  • 24 rolls for 6.54. Each roll contains 199 sheets
  • 12 Rolls for $8.59. Each roll contains 1000 sheets.

Which is the better deal? 🙂 Which one had much larger floor space and inventory?

Carroll Shelby @ 81

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Terry Box on the legendary muscle car builder Carroll Shelby:

Sometimes late at night, 81-year-old Carroll Shelby lies awake, thinking about all the cars he still wants to build.
“I’ve got 10 different cars in my head,” said Shelby, the lanky, legendary Texan who created the fierce Shelby Cobras and Mustangs of the 1960s and was a renowned racer in the 1950s.
At a time when most men his age are settling in for the final chapter of their lives, Shelby is on the move again.
Earlier this year, he and his wife, Cleo, bought a 4,600-acre ranch outside tiny Annona in east Texas. After years of living mostly in Los Angeles, he said he expects the new ranch to become his primary home — a symbolic return of sorts to east Texas, where he was born.

He has a website, of course.